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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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* Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Cockamamie *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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NARRATOR:
 The world at war.
 The year, 1942.

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 And as brave American
 and Allied soldiers

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 continue their relentless march
 towards victory

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 in Europe and the Pacific,

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 a different type of soldier
 maintains the home front,

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 working in factories,
 rationing important resources

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 and going that extra mile
 for Uncle Sam.

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 Stars of radio
 and the silver screen

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 pitched in
by appearing in short,

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 patriotic training films.

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 Stars like Ronald Reagan,
 Jimmy Stewart,

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 and, yes, even the Warner
 brothers and their sister, Dot.

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 And now, for the first time
 since its 1942 debut

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 we present:

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[***]

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 Here we have a typical
 American home,

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 manned by Yakko,
 Wakko and Dot,

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 three typical Americans.

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[ALL GIBBER]

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 Oh, maybe not so typical.

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 With a wartime shortage
 of fresh produce,

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 many Americans are growing
 backyard Victory Gardens.

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 Hold it!

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You poured all
 that precious water

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 into the ground?

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 Well, that's more like it.

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 What do you call
 your invention?

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Oh, this is
a Rube Goldberg device.

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[PANTING]

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 And who's that?

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Oh, he's Rube Goldberg.

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 Here at the recycling center

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 we find a group
 of generous citizens,

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 who've each brought something

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 to contribute to the wartime
 need for scrap metal.

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 Why, look, our patriotic three
 have gone the extra mile.

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 Tell us, where did you find
 so much scrap metal?

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Oh, it was just lying around
in the background.

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Taxi.
Taxi.
Taxi.

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Taxi.
Taxi.

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 Hold it. Every ounce
 of gasoline needs to be saved.

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 Find some other way
 to get where you're headed.

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[BELL RINGS]

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Aah!
Wah!

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Aah!

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 Now, that's saving gas
 for Uncle Sam.

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[HORN HONKS]

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Aah!

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[BARKING]

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 Say, what about the tire drive?

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 The rubber in tires
 can be recycled

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 to make many other
 needed things.

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 Wakko Warner
 uses canine instincts

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 to guide his tireless quest
for rubber.

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I'm very tired.

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 Think you've done all you can
 for the war effort?

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 Uncle Sam still needs scrap
 nylon to make mosquito nets,

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 binocular lenses
 and toothbrush bristles.

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Where do we get nylon?

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We know.
We know.

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[WOMEN CHATTERING]

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[***]

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Uncle Sam
is grateful, girls.

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And so are we.

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Boys.

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[TIRES SQUEALING]

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 But what's this?

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 J. Edgar Hoover
 has come to accept

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 the Warners' scrap nylon
 collection

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 on behalf of the U.S.
 government.

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 And G-man number one

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gives them a little something
 in return.

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Hey, lookit,
our medal says, "Courage."

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Ain't it the truth,
ain't it the truth.

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 What about the USO?

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 That wonderful place
 where top Hollywood talent goes

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 to entertain our boys on leave?

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[BAND PLAYING JAZZ]

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ALL:
* Over hill, over dale *

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* Through the sleet
And slush and hail *

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* On the home front
We're marching along *

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* Give me junk *
* Give me scrap *

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ALL:
* Or we'll sit
Right in your lap *

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* On the home front
We're marching along *

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* For it's stuff we need
In this fight for victory *

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* Uncle Sam sure needs it
Are we wrong? *

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CROWD:
No, sir!

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ALL:
* With your help we'll see *

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* A stunning victory *

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* From the home front
We're marching along *

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[ALL CHEERING]

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[TAP DANCING]

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Hey, can't these guys
play fast?

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Aah!

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[BOTH YELP]

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Aaah!

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[TAP DANCING]

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Aah!

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[YELLING]

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[***]

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[GLASS SHATTERING]

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Mwah.

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[SCREAMING]

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 Well, that was certainly
 one huge jitterbug.

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No, this is.

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[***]

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[BUZZING]

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[ALL SCREAM]

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Come on,
we're on duty.

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Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.

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I love being
air-raid wardens.

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Turn off those lights!

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[***]

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[GRUNTS]

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[CHEWING]

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DOT:
This time Wakko's
definitely gone too far.

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Well, buy bonds,
everybody.

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[***]

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WARNERS:
 * Like Abbott and Costello *

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 * Like Sonny and Cher *

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 * Like Martin and Lewis
 They're a perfect pair *

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 * Like Laurel and Hardy
 Like Fontanne and Lunt *

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 * They're perfectly mismatched
 They're Rita and Runt *

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[***]

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[***]

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[WHISTLE BLOWS]

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[BUZZING]

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There goes the train.

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Wake up, Rita.

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[RITA YAWNS]

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Are we in Chicago?

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No, it's-- It's Nebraska,

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definitely Nebraska.

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Or Kansas, definitely Ohio.

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You blew it, Runt.

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You're just cranky

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'cause I woke you up
from your nap.

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I am not cranky.

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You'll definitely
like Nebraska, Rita.

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We'll live on a farm.

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Farm folk are friendly,
definitely friendly.

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What's so great
about Chicago, anyway?

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Are you serious?

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* The Sears Tower
The North Lake Shore *

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* The Loop downtown
Meatpackers galore *

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* The Magnificent Mile
And the elevated train *

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* Deep-dish pizza
And the stock exchange *

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* But it ain't got
What we got *

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* Corn *

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* Michigan Avenue
Frank Lloyd Wright *

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* Wrigley Field
And dancing all night *

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* Oprah Winfrey
Lake Michigan *

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* Muddy Waters blues
And Michael Jordan *

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* But it ain't got
What we got *

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* Corn *

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* Just to be fair
I wanna ask ya *

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* What's so great
About Nebraska? *

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* It's the corn *

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Definitely the corn.

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[FLY BUZZING]

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I gotta get the fly.

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Whoa!

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Hey, watch it.

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Now I'm cranky.

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[GROWLING]

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The friendly farm folk
Runt was yapping about.

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[***]

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[BARKING]

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Oh, hello,
friendly farm dog.

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How you doing, buddy pal?
Say, mind if sniff you?

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Uh, no, thanks, that's okay.
No sniffing.

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Definitely no sniffing.

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No problem.

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[BARKING]

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What you got
up the tree, huh?

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A cat.

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Oh, a cat.

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A cat?
Where's a cat?

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I'll mash him,
I'll thrash him,

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I'll squash him,
I'll mush him.

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[BARKING]

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Where?

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Up the tree, you kook.

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Oh.

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Say, mind
if I sniff you now?

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No, no sniffing,
definitely no sniffing.

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No problem,
let's bark.

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Okay.

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[BOTH BARKING]

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[TREMBLING]

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Aah!

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Knock it off, Runt.

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That's not a cat,
that's a Rita.

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Rita's a dog.

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You better check
into a vet, buddy pal.

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[MAN WHISTLES]

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That's my master.
I gotta go.

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Say, you mind if--?
No.

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Rita, you need help?

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No, no, no, I'm happy
as a pig come to supper.

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Okay, Rita, have fun.

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I gotta get the fly.

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Wait, I can't get down.

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* I'm dizzy
In a tizzy *

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* I am acrophobic *

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* Muddled, befuddled *

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* I think I'm going to be sick *

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* In a spin, so unlucky *

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* I can't stand heights *

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* Somebody look at me *

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* I'm helpless
As a kitten up a tree *

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[BIRDS LAUGH]

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* Giddy, tiddly *

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* I'm hyperventilating *

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* Whirling, twirling *

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* This is humiliating *

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* Reeling 'round
I can't swallow *

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* My mouth is dry *

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Aagh!

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* I hate this vertigo *

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00:13:25,434 --> 00:13:30,901
* Oh, how I wish
I was in Chicago *

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[BIRDS LAUGH]

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Well, as long as I'm up here,
let's do lunch.

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Ooh!

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Never mind.

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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ALL:
* Fraidy cat, fraidy cat *

266
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:51,534
* Streak of jelly down
Your belly, cowardly cat *

267
00:13:51,534 --> 00:13:53,634
* How absurdie *

268
00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:56,801
* Too scared
To nab a birdie *

269
00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:59,300
* Fraidy cat
Fraidy cat *

270
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:00,934
[ALL LAUGH]

271
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:04,133
I'm not afraid.

272
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,601
I'm just a little cranky.

273
00:14:05,601 --> 00:14:08,000
FEMALE CAT:
Shoo, go on, git!

274
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:11,334
[CATERWAULS]

275
00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:13,234
Howdy!

276
00:14:13,234 --> 00:14:16,234
I'm Mabelloota
Maribella Missy McCoy.

277
00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:17,834
Shoot, call me Ma.

278
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:19,567
Am I glad to see you, Ma.

279
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,467
Can I hold on to your tail
on the way down?

280
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:25,868
Down? I been stuck
up here since '72.

281
00:14:25,868 --> 00:14:28,067
Survived by chowing bark.

282
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,901
Eew.

283
00:14:31,901 --> 00:14:34,901
Yep, might as well
resign yourself, pepper pot.

284
00:14:34,901 --> 00:14:37,067
Gonna spend the rest
of your life up here.

285
00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:41,367
[BARKING]

286
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:47,000
It's not so bad, really.
Once you get used to it.

287
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,501
[***]

288
00:14:49,501 --> 00:14:53,334
* Why not live up a tree? *

289
00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:55,934
* To jump is too risky *

290
00:14:55,934 --> 00:14:58,000
* Won't even try *

291
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,200
* Isthis my destiny? *

292
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,033
MA:
Yep, you're stuck up here
forever, honey.

293
00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:06,801
No way.

294
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,434
What a pepper pot.

295
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:22,734
[GASPS]

296
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,200
[ROARING]

297
00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:34,167
[MA YELLING]

298
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,367
Your little tune inspired me
to jump, pepper pot.

299
00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:39,901
Yee-haw!

300
00:15:39,901 --> 00:15:42,734
[***]

301
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,400
Come on, Runt,

302
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,601
let's hit the road
for a safer place: Chicago.

303
00:15:49,601 --> 00:15:51,300
You know, I'm feeling lucky.

304
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:52,734
I wonder if--

305
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,868
What's with the cheeks, Runt?

306
00:15:54,868 --> 00:15:58,200
FEMALE VOICE:
Help me! Help me!

307
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,767
[GASPS]

308
00:16:01,534 --> 00:16:02,534
Rita?

309
00:16:02,534 --> 00:16:03,567
[BUZZING]

310
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,267
Rita sure could sure use a nap.

311
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,834
She's definitely,
definitely a cranky dog.

312
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,834
[***]

313
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,400
[***]

314
00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:24,934
[***]

315
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:30,133
Found it.

316
00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:36,634
Found it.

317
00:16:36,634 --> 00:16:37,801
Found what?

318
00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,267
The final component.

319
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:42,100
The ultimate piece.
The last thingy.

320
00:16:47,434 --> 00:16:49,033
The last thingy for what?

321
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:50,434
My invention.

322
00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:53,133
[***]

323
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:02,634
You are about to witness
the Wakkogulafiedtransgobulator!

324
00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:04,033
I made it myself.

325
00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:06,334
Didn't I see this in
a David Copperfield special?

326
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:09,734
[***]

327
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,868
[ON TAPE]
 Hello, this is Wakko Warner,

328
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:43,767
 and I'd like to order
 a jumbo pizza with the works.

329
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,567
[BOTH GASP]

330
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,200
Pizza for Wakko?

331
00:18:15,434 --> 00:18:16,567
Aah!

332
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,133
So far, so good.

333
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:25,467
[***]

334
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:33,267
Aah! It's one
of those things.

335
00:18:35,868 --> 00:18:37,467
[GRUNTING]

336
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:38,901
[BOTH YELL]

337
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:42,033
Aah!
Ohh! Aah!

338
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,367
Oh, another day,
another dollar.

339
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:45,634
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[CRASH]

340
00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:48,067
I'm all right,
the air bag deployed.

341
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,634
[***]

342
00:19:00,234 --> 00:19:02,567
[BELLOWING]

343
00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:07,801
[COW BELLOWING]

344
00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:08,834
What the?

345
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,300
Not yet, not yet.

346
00:19:23,634 --> 00:19:25,367
[WORKERS SCREAM]

347
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:32,067
It's working. Stand back.

348
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,467
Uh, Wakko, what does all
this do, exactly?

349
00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:42,000
You're about to see.

350
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,434
[***]

351
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,167
This is it, this is it.

352
00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:56,067
[SPLUTTERS]

353
00:19:56,067 --> 00:19:58,234
[LAUGHS]

354
00:19:58,234 --> 00:20:00,767
It works, it works.

355
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,267
You should see
how he brushes his teeth.

356
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,133
ANNOUNCER:
 It's time for another
 "Good Idea, Bad Idea."

357
00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:14,767
 Good idea:

358
00:20:16,267 --> 00:20:18,634
 Visiting the circus.

359
00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:21,567
 Bad idea:

360
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,567
[DOORBELL RINGS]

361
00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:25,868
 Having the circus visit you.

362
00:20:26,901 --> 00:20:27,901
[TRUMPETS]

363
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:30,767
 The end.

364
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:33,667
[***]

365
00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:57,834
[SNIFFS]

366
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,367
There's that smell again.

367
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,133
ALL:
Eew!